April 7, 2007 youtubemovie

Youtube Commments:
Do not read this. Seriously, don’t read this. Go away. Why are you still reading this? Go away. Alright, I warned you. In 2006, Swami Beccah was born, and haunts the internet with her toweled head, telling spooky fortunes. Here’s the deal. Copy and paste this into five comments on five different octoberroad videos. Then hold control, tab, space, and the number 6, and Swami Beccah’s fortune will appear on your screen. If you don’t do this, you will die. Someday.

Do not read this. Seriously, don’t read this. Go away. Why are you still reading this? Go away. Alright, I warned you. In 2006, Swami Beccah was born, and haunts the internet with her toweled head, telling spooky fortunes. Here’s the deal. Copy and paste this into five comments on five different octoberroad videos. Then hold control, tab, space, and the number 6, and Swami Beccah’s fortune will appear on your screen. If you don’t do this, you will die. Someday.

don’t read this! A man will come o your house and ass rape you… Then he will take your mother and throw her in a pool. Then he will have a party. Then he will die.. Then he will revive and kill you. Then he will kill you again and again and again! He wont kill you if you repost this 345,672,098 times. Better start posting now!!! MUHAhAHHAHAHAHAH!

PLEASE DON’T READ THIS. There was once a couple who liked to drink wine every night. This was done because they thought it meant that they loved each other. Once, the husband didn’t drink the wine. The wife, thinking that he didn’t love her anymore, stabbed him in the head. If you read this he will stand at the end of your bed, pull the knife out of his head and kill you. TAKE NOTE that you’re screwed, as this is true and he really doesn’t give a rat’s *** about Youtube. Have a nice day.

PLEASE DON’T READ THIS. There was once a couple who liked to drink wine every night. This was done because they thought it meant that they loved each other. Once, the husband didn’t drink the wine. The wife, thinking that he didn’t love her anymore, stabbed him in the head. If you read this he will stand at the end of your bed, pull the knife out of his head and kill you. TAKE NOTE that you’re screwed, as this is true and he really doesn’t give a rat’s *** about Youtube. Have a nice day.

9 hours ago a nerd named chateyperson spammed someone’s video with “Hey, I posted my first video today, introducing myself and I need your advice. What type of videos should I make? I’m not quite sure where to go from here. Help!!” 5 minutes later the video poster stabbed him to death and carved “NOOB” into his forehead. Repost this 15 times in the next 5 minutes or you will be stabbed to death!

9 hours ago a nerd named chateyperson spammed someone’s video with “Hey, I posted my first video today, introducing myself and I need your advice. What type of videos should I make? I’m not quite sure where to go from here. Help!!” 5 minutes later the video poster stabbed him to death and carved “NOOB” into his forehead. Repost this 15 times in the next 5 minutes or you will be stabbed to death!

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such chain letters as “The love of your life is just 5 posts away” or “Hey look man, if you don’t post this 3 times a ghost is going to stab you”. But I’m here today to talk about a serious issue, Sara Gibbs. Who is Sara Gibbs you ask? Well, she is the spirit that is going to appear in your room and steal your soul if you do not post this a couple times reasonably quickly.

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such chain letters as “The love of your life is just 5 posts away” or “Hey look man, if you don’t post this 3 times a ghost is going to stab you”. But I’m here today to talk about a serious issue, Sara Gibbs. Who is Sara Gibbs you ask? Well, she is the spirit that is going to appear in your room and steal your soul if you do not post this a couple times reasonably quickly.

roflmao – loved your joy at finding out you’re an angel, i know that one makes me feel pretty dosh darn special too.

Oh yeah, and if you don’t repost this on 13.45 vids exactly, kick a hole clear through your monitor and throw your tower/laptop out the window (preferably at a nearby pedestrian), you will be slightly dehydrated at some point in the next week. also you will wake up with too much gunk in your eyes every morning, and the other side of the pillow will never be cold.

Oh yeah, and if you don’t repost this on 13.45 vids exactly, kick a hole clear through your monitor and throw your tower/laptop out the window (preferably at a nearby pedestrian), you will be slightly dehydrated at some point in the next week. also you will wake up with too much gunk in your eyes every morning, and the other side of the pillow will never be cold.

This is true the twin towers had a bom in the centre strucher if u have the recording on the clip listen as the bluiding starts to colaps there is a esplostion there is another you tube vidio to suport this find it and yor house will not blow up

This chain letter was started by Emperor Ceaser in the year 5BC. If you do not repost this message on atleast 5 other videos, you will be involved in a freak wind-surfing accident and die. If you post this message in 6 videos however, you will win $1 000 000 instantly

Do not read this,

A girl in 1974 walked trough a New york city alley and sat down in a corner to eat her hot doug. Whispers caught her attention in the far, a little boy told her: ” You shall die, do not eat meat ” and the boy big trough her neck. since then she’s beign haunting around big city’s and even small towns, spreading the message around. If you still want to eat meat, go to 3 other video’s and post this 1 time in every video. you’ll be able to keep on eating meat!

PLEASE DON’T READ THIS. There was once a couple who liked to drink wine every night. This was done because they thought it meant that they loved each other. Once, the husband didn’t drink the wine. The wife, thinking that he didn’t love her anymore, stabbed him in the head. If you read this he will stand at the end of your bed, pull the knife out of his head and kill you. TAKE NOTE that you’re screwed, as this is true and he really doesn’t give a rat’s *** about Youtube. Have a nice day.

DON’T READ THIS: There was once a prostitute named marc sebag. she was a normal girl, with a normal life. one day she was walking down the park, and she saw a brown man saying “BAKA LAKA chikii ta, raki baki chingy da!”
the man chopped HER FUCKING BALLS OFF!!! press Alt+F4

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such chain letters as “The love of your life is just 5 posts away” or “Hey look man, if you don’t post this 3 times a ghost is going to stab you”. But I’m here today to talk about a serious issue, Sara Gibbs. Who is Sara Gibbs you ask? Well, she is the spirit that is going to appear in your room and steal your soul if you do not post this a couple times reasonably quickly.

DONT NOT NOT NOT READ THIS!
if you dont post it on to 19 other videos you will wake up to find yourself as a 9 year old alone with micheal jackson. however if you do post it on. then you will have amazing life changing sex with a beautiful girl in 2 hours.
p.s. press ALT F4 to blow up the world

DO NOT READ THIS!

In 2007 DktrFaustus13 posted a comment on a visiblemode video. He headed the comment with “do not read this!” in block capitals and yet people still read the comment, as punishment to this disobedience DktrFaustus13 simply wrote a boring description of his own comment wasting precious seconds of foolish YouTubers. If you post this on any other video your an idiot.

DO NOT READ THIS!

In 2007 DktrFaustus13 posted a comment on a visiblemode video. He headed the comment with “do not read this!” in block capitals and yet people still read the comment, as punishment to this disobedience DktrFaustus13 simply wrote a boring description of his own comment wasting precious seconds of foolish YouTubers. If you post this on any other video your an idiot.

Ok, first comment:
1) your throat face has got nothing on metro throat face guy
2) This vid thrilled me. I was actually sitting with my mouth open in a stupid car salesman smile the whole time in anticipation of where this would all go
3) nice music edit and awesome vid pic =p

MY name is Lynne and this was given to me by kevin and I have to give it to someone with the name that begins with M. 100 years ago this month Aaron killed 26 people, 1 victim for each letter of the alphabet. He will kill you unless you post this on a video with the name next in line to yours.

MY name is Lynne and this was given to me by kevin and I have to give it to someone with the name that begins with M. 100 years ago this month Aaron killed 26 people, 1 victim for each letter of the alphabet. He will kill you unless you post this on a video with the name next in line to yours.

Do so in 5 minutes or he will appear and you will die by the hands of this plaid sweater wearing ghoul. He’s angry because he has no eyes to read and lost his fingertips in a sanding accident and he cant stand books on tape. His jealousy is aimed at us all! SAVE YOURSELF

Do so in 5 minutes or he will appear and you will die by the hands of this plaid sweater wearing ghoul. He’s angry because he has no eyes to read and lost his fingertips in a sanding accident and he cant stand books on tape. His jealousy is aimed at us all! SAVE YOURSELF… MARC!

In 2004, a hacker saw the film “The Ring”. He decided to make a virus based off of it. If you’re reading this, then your computer has downloaded the virus. If you don’t post this to five videos, then it will erase your hard drive, and use your personal information to send a bomb to your house.

In 2004, a hacker saw the film “The Ring”. He decided to make a virus based off of it. If you’re reading this, then your computer has downloaded the virus. If you don’t post this to five videos, then it will erase your hard drive, and use your personal information to send a bomb to your house.

IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE DO NOT READ THIS!!! A couple of kids named Fabio and Brenda were watching T.V. together on their step-uncle’s driveway. Their step-uncle just happened to be a narcotics salesman as well as a noted gerbil hypnotist. One day one of his psychotic gerbil patients escaped armed with an AK-47 and a meat grinder. He killed both Brenda and Fabio. If you do not post this as a comment to five more videos the gerbil will kill you too, and you wouldn’t like that now would you?

IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE DO NOT READ THIS!!! A couple of kids named Fabio and Brenda were watching T.V. together on their step-uncle’s driveway. Their step-uncle just happened to be a narcotics salesman as well as a noted gerbil hypnotist. One day one of his psychotic gerbil patients escaped armed with an AK-47 and a meat grinder. He killed both Brenda and Fabio. If you do not post this as a comment to five more videos the gerbil will kill you too, and you wouldn’t like that now would you?

PLEASE DON’T READ THIS!

In 2006, a Turkish YouTuber called Onur Taner found all YouTube celebrities and wanted to become one of them and cryed “KATILMAK İSTİYORUM!”.

1. Retype this post to 3 other videos.
2. If you already read it or you don’t wanna do 1st step, mark this comment 3 times as spam. Or that bunch of crappy chain letters will be still continue.

PLEASE DON’T READ THIS!

In 2006, a Turkish YouTuber called Onur Taner found all YouTube celebrities and wanted to become one of them and cryed “KATILMAK İSTİYORUM!”.

1. Retype this post to 3 other videos.
2. If you already read it or you don’t wanna do 1st step, mark this comment 3 times as spam. Or that bunch of crappy chain letters will be still continue.

DON’T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don’t post this comment to at least 850 videos, you will die within 10 second. Copy and paste this, to be saved

…lol…

THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER! Your future daughter came to me and said she wants a polly pocket. Before she will come to earth she wants a promise from you that you will buy her many many polly pockets. Repost this on 5 other videos along with the words “I WILL BUY YOU A POLLY POCKET” or else you future daught will never be born. Instead she will come come to your house at midnight tomorrow and beat you to death with a polly pocket.

DO NOT READ THIS! This is a true thing that happens! It’s not a chain letter! It’s not fake! So, if you don’t read this, you won’t be reading about something that’s real… and… not fake!

Um — I forgot what I was gonna tell you… but I’m sure it was a true thing that actually happens.

-MGM

DO NOT READ THIS! This is a true thing that happens! It’s not a chain letter! It’s not fake! So, if you don’t read this, you won’t be reading about something that’s real… and… not fake!

Um — I forgot what I was gonna tell you… but I’m sure it was a true thing that actually happens.

Ten years ago, visiblemode was a Homosexual called Bob, he went around sexing up the neighborhood with his 3 foot long, lubed, studded dildo. visiblemode managed to become a (somewhat) normal person shortly after starting to make his videos. However, if you do not post this comment to at least 20 videos he will turn back into the Gaylord he once was, wielding his 3 foot long, lubed, studded dildo and attack you while you’re sleeping tonight.

If you eat meat for three days, than you will die. if you eat fruits and Vegys then you will die in five days. the only way to not die is to repost this in under 5 days to another 10 videos of you five clostest friends, and 5 people that coment on your videos.

Ten years ago, visiblemode was a Homosexual called Bob, he went around sexing up the neighborhood with his 3 foot long, lubed, studded dildo. visiblemode managed to become a (somewhat) normal person shortly after starting to make his videos. However, if you do not post this comment to at least 20 videos he will turn back into the Gaylord he once was, wielding his 3 foot long, lubed, studded dildo and attack you while you’re sleeping tonight.

Once upon a time a young man made and internet video site called ourtube. However after watching his site grow and seeing all of the videos people posted he became bored. He deleted all of the videos in his sites and forced hundereds of ourtubers to go through withdrawl. If you do not post this comment in 3 other videos the same thing will happen to Youtube.

Once upon a time a young man made and internet video site called ourtube. However after watching his site grow and seeing all of the videos people posted he became bored. He deleted all of the videos in his sites and forced hundereds of ourtubers to go through withdrawl. If you do not post this comment in 3 other videos the same thing will happen to Youtube.

Emergency!

In 2007, an escaped mental patient named visiblemode went around murdering people who watched his videos on youtube. The only way to save yourself from this fate is to repost ALL of the chain letters the necessary amount of times or you will be next!

Emergency!

In 2007, an escaped mental patient named visiblemode went around murdering people who watched his videos on youtube. The only way to save yourself from this fate is to repost ALL of the chain letters the necessary amount of times or you will be next!

What a quandry to be in. I hate chain mail but I love seeing visiblemode in his videos. I don’t think I can stop watching his videos as he is just too cool and fun! I guess since I don’t forward chain mail, he will now stalk me and murder me. Nah! It would be good luck meeting Visiblemode. However, the fact that I find myself shrinking as I type this isn’t a good thing.

Last night a person reading this posted it to 3 other video’s and spontaneously combusted! Another person did post it to 3 other video’s and not only did not spontaneously combust, but found out his cancer was in remission, he had just won the lottery and was nominated for a Nobel prize! Then he went outside and got killed by a bus.

Last night a person reading this posted it to 3 other video’s and spontaneously combusted! Another person did post it to 3 other video’s and not only did not spontaneously combust, but found out his cancer was in remission, he had just won the lottery and was nominated for a Nobel prize! Then he went outside and got killed by a bus.

DO NOT LICK THE SCREEN!

In 1954, John and Mary got married. They liked peanut butter and bananas. If you do not touch your chin 15 times in 3 seconds, space monkeys will invade your house and inject a lethal dose of space heroin into your veins. That and you have to post “I love you, mistress” on shebitch’s profile or you’ll die from a bad case of the cooties.

DO NOT LICK THE SCREEN!

In 1954, John and Mary got married. They liked peanut butter and bananas. If you do not touch your chin 15 times in 3 seconds, space monkeys will invade your house and inject a lethal dose of space heroin into your veins. That and you have to post “I love you, mistress” on shebitch’s profile or you’ll die from a bad case of the cooties.

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY READ THIS IS YOU FEEL LIKE IT!!
[Insert horrible story]
[Insert some sort of event that will occur]
[Insert amount of posts and time frame to post]

OR!!!!

[Re-Insert the horrible event that will occur]

Five years ago a man named Joseph was walking down the street when all of a sudden he got a phone call. He answered his cell phone and his wife said she wanted to get a divorce. He then strangled himself in the middle of the street. If you don’t repost this to 83 other videos on 2 minutes, he will appear in your window and break the glass and let a colony of fire ants into your bed. THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER!!!

Five years ago a man named Joseph was walking down the street when all of a sudden he got a phone call. He answered his cell phone and his wife said she wanted to get a divorce. He then strangled himself in the middle of the street. If you don’t repost this to 83 other videos on 2 minutes, he will appear in your window and break the glass and let a colony of fire ants into your bed. THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER!!!

I TOTALLY AGREE! I HATE CHAIN MAIL, especilly the ones that say things like “repost or you will be deleted”, the ones that annoy me the most are the religious ones, GRR! oh, and now that you’ve read this comment you’re now cursed, repost as a bulletin or your head will explode at midnight.

THIS IS NOT CHAIN MAIL

there is to much chain mail on you tube, and people arent aware of how much it detracts from the enjoyment of the youtube comunity. we need to spread the word so repost this in as many videos as you can within the next 5 minutes or you will ony be part of the problem

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